Post by brandon lockheart. on Jan 6, 2009 18:23:36 GMT -5
brandon alexander lockheart,
[/b][/size][/center][/size][/center]and i'll pour my heart out, hold your hand in the car, write a love song that makes you cry. then turn right around and knock some jerk to the ground 'cause he copped a feel as you walked by. these days there's dudes getting facials, manicured, waxed, and botoxed. with deep spray-on tans and creamy lotion hands you can't grip a tackle box. yeah, with all these men lining up to get neutered, it's hip now to be feminized. i don't highlight my hair, i've still got a pair. yeah, honey i'm still a guy. oh my eyebrows ain't plucked, there's a gun in my truck. oh thank god, i'm still a guy.
FIND A FEW GOOD BUDDIES,
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• INSEPERABLE! i was never a straight-lace, straight a student teacher's pet or
• LIKE FAMILY! a child prodigy i wasn't gunna get rich throwing a football takes
• ATTATCHED AT THE HIP! too long to get a law degree so i sat down with mamma
• PARTNER IN CRIME! and daddy tried to talk some sense into my big head but
• BEST FRIENDS! the best advice that i ever got was from my sister's rockstar
• CLOSE FRIENDS! boyfriend just get you a guitar and learn how to play cut
• GOOD FRIENDS! up some jeans come up with a name when you're living
• AVERAGE FRIENDS! in a world that you don't understand find a few good
• PARTY FRIENDS! buddies start a band start a band start a band too
• DRINKING BUDDIES! cool to talk to they'll be waiting in the line out back
• CHILDHOOD FRIENDS! might get your picturein the hometown paper
• FRIEND OF A FRIEND! maybe buy mamma that cadillacjust get you a
• ENEMIES TURNED! guitar and learn how to play cut up some jeans come
• SECRET FRIENDS! up with a name when you're living in a world that
• CONFIDANT! you don't understand find a few good buddies start a band start
• FAKE FRIENDS! a band scrape up some money buy a van learn free
• FAMILY FRIEND! bird and ramblin' man never buy another beer again
• FORBIDDEN! just get you a guitar and learn how to play cut some jeans come
• ACQUIANTANCE! up with a name when you're living in a world that
• JUST MET! that you don't understand find a few good buddies start a band
BIGGER FISH TO FRY,
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• DIE BITCH! i said a bad word when i was a kid mamma said i'd be sorry for
• HARDCORE HATE! that sin i did daddy whopped me and the preacher
• MUTUAL HATRED! said shame i tried like hell to change but i cuss
• ONE-SIDED HATE! i smoke i laugh at dirty jokes the minor voices
• ENEMIES! i know them all well i've closed down the bars i've lusted in
• FRIENEMIES! heart my ex's all think i oughta burn in hell but the devil won't
• FRIENDLY RIVALS! notice when i die don't you figure he's got bigger
• RIVALS! fish to fry politicians taking pork barrel bribes crooked ceos are getting
• ANNOYANCE! off with no time christ mas eve burglers stealing
• AVOIDANCE! good children's toys (can't say christmas) holiday burglers
• TOLERANCE! stealing good children's toys yeah there's gonna be a bonfire
• INDIFFERENCE! burning an everlasting barbeque but with all the
• IGNORING! bad stuff going on there ain't gonna be enough room for me
• BACKSTABBED! and you cause we cuss we smoke we laugh at
• CHEATED ON! tater's jokes tell one jim you know you're old when
• BY ASSOCIATION! your wife says honey let's run upstairs and make
• MUTUAL JEALOUSY! love and you say i cannot do both the minor voices
• ONE-SIDED JEALOUSY! man we know them all we've closed down the bars
• FRIENDS TURNED! we've lusted in our heart our ex's think we oughta
• ALL FOR SHOW! burn in hell but the devil won't notice when we die
• LOVE/HATE! hey don't you figure he's got bigger fish to fry yeah don't you
• SECRET! figure he's got bigger fish to fry pass the tarter sauce
LITTLE MOMENTS LIKE THAT,
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• FINAL! well i'll never forget the first time that i heard that pretty mouth
• CURRENT! say that dirty word and i can't even remember now what she
• FUTURE! backed my truck into but she covered her mouth and her
• PAST-GOOD! face got red and she just looked so darn cute that i couldn't
• PAST-BAD! even act like i was mad yeah i live for little moments like that
• PAST-CHEMISTRY! well that's just like last year on my birthday she
• IN LOVE! lost all track of time and burnt the cake and every smoke detector
• MUTUAL CRUSH! in the house was going off and she was just about to
• ONE-SIDED CRUSH! cry when i took her in my arms and i tried not to
• FLEETING GLANCES! let her see me laugh yeah i live for little moments
• FLIRTING! like that i know she's not perfect but she tries so hard for me
• SECRET! and i thank god that she isn't cause how boring would that be
• FORBIDDEN! it's the little imperfections it's the sudden change in plans when
• PHYSICAL ATTRACTION! she misreads the directions and we're lost but
• SEXUAL TENSION! holding hands yeah i live for little moments like that
• FRIENDS WITH BENEFITS! when she's laying on my shoulder on the sofa in
• ENEMIES WITH BENEFITS! the dark and about the time she falls asleep so does
• FUCK BUDDIES! my right arm and i want so bad to move it cause
• LUST! it's tingling and it's numb but she looks so much like an angel
• ONE NIGHT STAND! that i don't wanna wake her up yeah i live for
• FLING-PAST! little moments where she steals my heart again and doesn't
• FLING-PRESENT! even know it yeah i live for little moments like that
• FLING-FUTURE! i never crashed your truck you know, give it time
IN THIS LETTER TO ME,
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• SPOUSE! if i could write a letter to me and send it back in time to myself at
• BETROTHED! seventeen first i'd prove it's me by saying look under your bed
• ENGAGED! there's a skoal can and a playboy no one else would know you
• SIBLING! hid and then i'd say i know it's tough when you break-up after seven
• COUSIN! seven months and yeah i know you really liked her and it just
• FAMILY-OTHER! don't seem fair but all i can say is pain like that is
• GOOD INFLUENCE! fast and it's rare and oh you got so much going for
• BAD INFULENCE! you going right but i know at seventeen it's hard to
• MUTUAL RESPECT! see past friday night she wasn't right for you
• RESPECT FOR BRANDON! and still you feel like there's a knife sticking out
• RESPECT FOR YOU! of your back and you're wondering if you'll survive
• MUTUAL PROTECTION! you'll make it through this and you'll see you're
• PROTECTIVE OVER BRANDON! still around to write this letter to me at the
• PROTECTIVE OVER YOU! stopsign at tomilson and eighth always stop
• ADMIRATION! completely don't just tap your breaks and when
• MENTOR! you get a date with bridgette make sure the tank is full on second
• EMOTIONAL SUPPORT! thought forget it that one turns out kind of cool
• STALKER-UNKNOWN! each and every time you have a fight just assume
• STALKER-KNOWN! you're wrong and daddy is right and you should
• OBSESSION! really thank mrs bringman she spent so much extra time
• MIXED FEELINGS! its like she sees the diamond underneath and
• OTHER-SPECIFY! she's polishing you shine and oh you got so much
MUD ON THE TIRES,
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